It’s that time again. The time where we give you some awesome Hi-Tec gear simply for being funny (aka Free Stuff Fridays).
For those who don’t already know the drill, here’s how you can win:
At the bottom of this post is a picture taken from the trail. In the comments section, give us your funniest possible caption. The best entry wins a Hi-Tec Salt Creek Long Sleeve Shirt:
Includes two full sleeves
One catch to this weeks contest-
Due to the surplus of funny submissions to last week’s contest, I have learned that I thoroughly hate choosing a winner. You were all winners in my heart. That’s why I’m going to put this week’s decision in the hands of a complete stranger.
Seriously.
Again, be sure to like the Good Badger Facebook page as that’s where the winner will be announced on Monday.
Make a stranger LOL.
Get some.
Oh no, I dropped my free Hi-Tec Salt Creek Long Sleeve Shirt over the ledge!
Did Good Badger eat those mushrooms he found? ‘Cause now he thinks he’s surfing in the Pacific…
I think I can fly!
Look Mom. No hands!
Despite their innate aversion towards natural light and fresh-air, some gingers can be found in even the remote wilderness. Look, here’s one now experiencing “wind” for the first time.
“Watch out there little buddy. You can’t fly yet!”
Ui shit! I lost my last roll of toilt paper
Once the mushrooms took effect Badger’s thoughts turned to flights of fancy…
wow without my shirt I think I can fly off this thing
So this is the spot Zach goes to when he wants to take his shirt off and hold imaginary bald eagles on his stretched out arms. It’s pretty.
If Wile E. Coyote cartoons have taught me anything, I need to be very careful here…
…and that was the day that a young Chuck Norris learned that using his beard, he could glide like a flying squirrel.
And next up in the mountain man high dive contest is Good Badger with the Bearded Triple Lundy.