Free Stuff Fridays: Caption Contest #3

It’s the greatest day in the history of the week. Yes- Free Stuff Friday. I apologize for the lack of sleep you got last night. Santa comes but once a week (for four weeks).

This week the awesome Hi-Tec item to be won is the Total Terrain Lace (pictured below).

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Booya x 5

For those who don’t already know the drill, here’s how you can win:

At the bottom of this post is a picture taken from the trail. In the comments section, give us your funniest possible caption. The best entry wins. Easy as that.

Again, be sure to like the Good Badger Facebook page as that’s where the winner will be announced on Monday.

Also- much like last week- I’m putting the final decision in the hand of a fellow thru-hiker. Picking the winner stresses me out, and people with beards don’t do stress (science).

Next week is the final Free Stuff Friday, so hone all of your funny energy within that timespan.

Here’s this week’s picture:

Your Wittyness Here

Get some.

25 Comments on “Free Stuff Fridays: Caption Contest #3

  1. josh

    take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time….but take one step closer and you will get a good souvenir from me…

  2. Jackie W.

     I’m thinking a gold hoop earring would have made a better fashion statement.

  3. Josh

    “My stock has dropped dramatically since ’96.  Keep the tag on, otherwise I’m worthless.”  

    -Bessie the Cow

  4. Iaptzke

    Am I still in the south? Fuck it I’m going to have sex with it anyways.

  5. Chuck L

    Go ahead and piss on my dinner. Later I’ll be taking a dump in your tent.

  6. Chuck L

    Revision I: I’ve never seen an udder like that before. Why are you pointing it at me for?

  7. Chuck L

    You got a purdy mouth. Want to meet my brother? He plays the banjo and he’ll think you got a purdy mouth too…

  8. @GrumpyButtFunny

    I know I am beautiful but please stop staring at me like a piece of meat!

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