Retweet this, or I will wake up in an alley, covered in Taco Bell

I’m not exaggerating.  Stay with me on this one, if you will.

The following sequence combines historical events with my projected future.

Event #1: The Invention Facebook

In 2004, Mark Zuckerberg invents “The Facebook”.  College kids productivity levels plummet everywhere.

Event #2:  Everyone and Their Mothers Adopt Social Media

Literally.

My mom is on Facebook.  Yours is too (trust me, she is). Read more →